March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
All the leftover food at parties I host is almost as good as the tip…Munchin so harrrrddd
February 2012
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You're a mountain.
rockmyworldallnightlong:
That I’d like to climb, not to conquer; but to share in the view.
incubusss
Watch1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
hahahahaha
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eww tumblr looks awkward now
Everything that comes out of Rick Santorum’s mouth is rediculous and his face makes me want to vomit.
embarks:
i really miss you but i dont know how to talk to you anymore
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“I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.”
– Amy Tan (via thefreenomad)
So fucking heated right now. Dealing with my mother is like dealing with a 9 year old. I’m so embarrassed to be her daughter. She has no job, which she lost almost a year ago due to her alcoholism, she has a fucking low life for a boyfriend but he’s more successful than her so that’s saying something, and all she does is drink and sleep all day. It hurts so much that she thinks...
jonah hill needs to be fat and hairy again
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
can one of my hobbies be getting drunk and dancing to good music
